Banks are to adopt a system that allows people to make a small donation to charity whenever they withdraw cash.
The Government also wants shops to offer customers the opportunity to “round up the pound” when using a debit or credit card, with the extra money going to charity.
No, please. Just fuck off.
I go into a shop to buy things. I go to an ATM to get cash out. I give money to charity when I feel like it. Shopping is already something that pisses me off without the addition of some chugging thrown in. When I'm stood at a cashpoint queue, I want to get my money fast, not be stuck behind someone pondering how much and which charity to give to.