Election Night Drinking Game

OK, just for a bit of fun (and I know I'm going to be up), here's the election night drinking game.

1. Exit polls show Labour are beat and the first results show this as likely and a Labour panellist in the studio says "it's a bit early to say that". Take a drink.
2. Exit polls and early results show that Conservatives aren't going to get a majority and Conservative panellist in the studio says "it's a bit early to say that". Take a drink.
3. Minister/former minister gets their arse kicked in a seat. Take a drink.
4. It's Jacqui Smith. Take another.
5. She comes third. One more.
6. Jacqui Smith loses her deposit. Empty the bottle.
7. The Monster Raving Loony party appears. Take a drink.
8. Esther Rantzen appears. Take a drink.
9. Mandelson loses his shit. Take a drink.
10. Jeremy Vine says "just for a bit of fun". Take a drink.
11. The BBC come up with a graphic for who is going to win that makes The Day Today look subtle. Take a drink.
12. Nigel Farage wins in Buckingham. Open your best bottle of champagne.